From the Department of Give Me A Fucking Break

Bumpersticker I saw yesterday on my drive to the grocery store:

"Virgin, Matron, Crone: Goddess Magic All Her Own."

That doesn't even SCAN, people. WTF? "Virgin, Matron, Crone: No Sense of Rhythm," more like. No wonder hippies tend to be such crappy dancers. A two-syllable word before "Crone" would at least solve the structural problem, if not the dippiness issue.