Pathetic confessions

I like squirrels. I think they are cute. If they were tameable, and housebreakable, I would want one for a pet. I would have it ride around on my shoulder with its fuzzy grey butt on my sweater and a delicate paw on my ear. I would feed it peanuts. Every time I see a squirrel on campus (and I see a lot of them) I get all warm and fuzzy inside.