Flotsam!
I am in love with the Red Stripe beer commercials. HOORAY, BEER! It makes me want to buy their product, which commercials never, ever do, because clearly, these people are kindred beverage spirits.
I look good in pink. This is mildly distressing to me, as I dislike the color. But I look really good in it, and have done all my life. And not the powdery lighter shades, either, which I find fairly unobjectionable. Not even rose, which I'm actually rather fond of. No, I look good in hot pinks, salmons, and fuchsias. I just... I refuse. No. At least I don't look good in teal.
I flooded the whole bathroom this morning with at least half an inch of water, because I am just thatsmart capable fabulous kind of person. Luckily, I was able to soak it all up with towels, leaving me only with several loads of laundry to do rather than, you know, major swathes of flooring to replace.
Remember the Geek Hierarchy I mentioned a while back? I thought I was making it up, but it exists!. And yes, fanfiction goes right about where I thought it did. This chart is probably only funny if you have at least some tangential knowledge of geek subcultures.
If any more of my fucking hair falls out, I am going to spin it all into yarn and knit the Squid a better mother. Out-of-the-box problem-solving strikes again!
That is all.
I look good in pink. This is mildly distressing to me, as I dislike the color. But I look really good in it, and have done all my life. And not the powdery lighter shades, either, which I find fairly unobjectionable. Not even rose, which I'm actually rather fond of. No, I look good in hot pinks, salmons, and fuchsias. I just... I refuse. No. At least I don't look good in teal.
I flooded the whole bathroom this morning with at least half an inch of water, because I am just that
Remember the Geek Hierarchy I mentioned a while back? I thought I was making it up, but it exists!. And yes, fanfiction goes right about where I thought it did. This chart is probably only funny if you have at least some tangential knowledge of geek subcultures.
If any more of my fucking hair falls out, I am going to spin it all into yarn and knit the Squid a better mother. Out-of-the-box problem-solving strikes again!
That is all.
posted by The Stute Fish at 11:48
2 Comments:
I have been distressed by pink the last couple of years as well, somehow I have acquired a rose duvet cover and curtains. I've also been told I look good in it. I have not tried hot pinks since kindergarten, and hopefully there are no photos of that experiment. I can't believe no one stopped me.
I have only been influenced by a commercial once. It was a farily simple commercial for Umpqua Chocolate Brownie Thunder Icecream. I am now totally addicted and feel the creators should be sanctified.
--anonemuus
You and I have very similar coloring, so I am not surprised that you look good in pink as well. Gah, pink. My own sartorial experiments with color persisted well into middle school, as you may recall. Sad.
I have now purchased Red Stripe beer. Sadly, I do not like the taste as much as I do my favorite beers. Still, it is beer - HOORAY BEER - and so I will drink it. But I think I will buy something else next time.
Most commercials are only a source of amazing OMGWTF for me, but I suspect I am being subliminally influenced somehow.
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