Pop Quiz
I got carded at the grocery store tonight! Clearly, this is because:
(a) I was buying alcohol, and particularly on New Year's Eve, clerks are sticklers about carding everyone who looks under 35.
(b) I am flush with the bloom and vigor of youth, and look as lovely and fresh-faced as I did in my twenties.
(c) The clerk had watched far too much porn and actually thinks that thirtysomething women in ponytails are "barely legal."
(d) I look haggard and worn, and the clerk took pity on me and thought he'd cheer me up by making me think (b).
There is only one right answer. Choose carefully.
(a) I was buying alcohol, and particularly on New Year's Eve, clerks are sticklers about carding everyone who looks under 35.
(b) I am flush with the bloom and vigor of youth, and look as lovely and fresh-faced as I did in my twenties.
(c) The clerk had watched far too much porn and actually thinks that thirtysomething women in ponytails are "barely legal."
(d) I look haggard and worn, and the clerk took pity on me and thought he'd cheer me up by making me think (b).
There is only one right answer. Choose carefully.
posted by The Stute Fish at 21:40
5 Comments:
e) Clerk needs glasses
Point!
b. definitely b.
I mean, scroll down and look at that pic of you in the background while the little one noshes down on some of that good footwear...
...it's b, I'm telling you.
GOLD STAR!!!! Gold star for Keith!
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