Squid's first music video
And now, for something completely different!
So, my mom gave us this horrible turtle, okay? It's awful. She knew it was awful when she gave it to us, but she thinks it is funny to give my husband awful things and then see the look on his face as he tries to figure out how to react. (It is kind of funny, actually.) This turtle is...indescribable, really, but basically, it's a Pimp Turtle. It has a gold chain, chest hair, and a little belt with a gold buckle. (It used to have oversized sunglasses too, but I took those off for baby safety reasons.) When you press the turtle's right foot, it dances in this freakish animatronic way while playing Gap Band's oh-so-forgettable 80's hit, "You Dropped A Bomb On Me."
Squid, of course, loves it.
Rock star in my living room, baby.
So, my mom gave us this horrible turtle, okay? It's awful. She knew it was awful when she gave it to us, but she thinks it is funny to give my husband awful things and then see the look on his face as he tries to figure out how to react. (It is kind of funny, actually.) This turtle is...indescribable, really, but basically, it's a Pimp Turtle. It has a gold chain, chest hair, and a little belt with a gold buckle. (It used to have oversized sunglasses too, but I took those off for baby safety reasons.) When you press the turtle's right foot, it dances in this freakish animatronic way while playing Gap Band's oh-so-forgettable 80's hit, "You Dropped A Bomb On Me."
Squid, of course, loves it.
Rock star in my living room, baby.
posted by The Stute Fish at 20:05
2 Comments:
oh my god. that is freaking hysterical. what a little pimpdaddy freakshow!
It cracks me up! At least the appalling thing does not play "Baby Got Back" or "I'm Your Testarossa," thank God for small favors!
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