Music for a fractional life crisis. Or cardio. Or whatever.

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Whimsy:

Fractional Life Crisis
23 songs, 1.4 hours, 98.1 MB. Ideal music for those post-teen fractional life crisis moments. Calibrated for thirty-something angst, but probably has something for everyone. I've tried to include lyrics for these where I can find them, but with all the file wrangling, I lost them on a few songs.

Blues for Mama - Nina Simone
Get Behind the Mule - Tom Waits
Anthem - Leonard Cohen
Buckets of Rain - Bob Dylan
Best Bit (version) - Beth Orton
Green Apple - Gretchen Lieberum
Saving Grace - Throwing Muses
Fidelity - Regina Spektor
Still Fighting It - Ben Folds
I Lost It - Lucinda Williams
Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen
When You Were Young - The Killers
Bright Future In Sales - Fountains of Wayne
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom - Everclear
I Don't Wanna Grow Up - The Ramones
Keep Young and Beautiful - Annie Lennox
Once In A Lifetime - Talking Heads
Dog New Tricks - Garbage
Teller - Throwing Muses
Cowboy Junkies Lament - Cowboy Junkies
I'm So Tired - The Beatles
Slip Slidin' Away - Paul Simon
Another Train - The Poozies

Workouts:
I choose my workout music based purely on BPM, bounce, and drive. Don't judge me omg. If you have favorite workout music, I'd love suggestions; this is mostly stuff I stumble across randomly.

Perfect Workout
1 hour, 17 songs, 73.8 MB. From 102 BPM up to 202 and down for a 10-minute cool-down. This is a slightly easier workout than the other one, with a high-energy punch for the third quarter or so.

Dirrty (Featuring Redman) - Christina Aguilera
God Is a DJ - P!nk
Ay Chico (Lengua Afuera) - Pitbull
Sinnerman (Felix Da Housecat's Heavenly House Mix)- Nina Simone
Canned Heat - Jamiroquai
Supermodel (You Better Work) - Rupaul
Woo Hoo - the 5.6.7.8.s
Dr. Who on Holiday - Dean Gray
Here It Goes Again - OK Go
It's Warmer In The Basement - Cobra Starship
Drunk Tonight - The Bloody Irish Boys
Beware of the Boys (Mundian To Bach Ke) - Panjabi MC
Come on Eileen - No Doubt
Lorraine - Re-recording - Bad Manners
No Sleep Tonight - The Faders
Bodyrock - Moby
Different People - No Doubt

Alternate Workout
18 songs, 1 hour, 77 MB. Goes from 124 BPM steadily up to 254 and down for a 10-minute cooldown.

Dance Dance (the Lindbergh Palace Remix) - Fall Out Boy
Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm
Technologic (Radio Edit) - Daft Punk
Move Your Body - Eiffel 65
I Like The Way - Bodyrockers
One Girl Revolution - Superchick
Simply Being Loved (Somnambulist) - BT
As The Rush Comes - Motorcycle
TubThumping - Chumbawumba
The KKK Took My Baby Away - The Ramones
Hey Ya! - OutKast
I Don't Mean Maybe - The Faders
Slow Down - The Academy Is...
The Impression That I Get - Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Want You Bad - The Offspring
Isla de Encanta - The Pixies
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
Kinda I Want To - Nine Inch Nails