Vampires will never give you socialized medicine
I mentioned to my friend's partner that I had had a nightmare about zombies.
"Oh," he said. "I guess you know you've really made it, then!"
I looked at him in puzzlement.
"Zombies are the nightmares of the bourgeoisie," he explained. "You know, the filthy, rotting masses slavering at your door. Vampires, now, vampires are the nightmare of the working class."
"Oh," he said. "I guess you know you've really made it, then!"
I looked at him in puzzlement.
"Zombies are the nightmares of the bourgeoisie," he explained. "You know, the filthy, rotting masses slavering at your door. Vampires, now, vampires are the nightmare of the working class."
posted by The Stute Fish at 09:57
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I had a dream about zombies a week or so ago (something in the air?). There were zombies coming out of the outhouse. And zombie dogs and chickens. Scary chickens. Chickens are velociraptors in disguise you know.
- Anon
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