Mother's Day

So I say to the Squid yesterday, "Wanna go to the park?" and he says, "Yeah, yeah!" and we start getting ready. And then he starts saying to me, "Da pink! Da pink!" and I'm like, "What, the park?" and he says, "Da pink!" and then he goes and gets my new wig. I tried to put it on him, but he took it off and handed it back to me. So I wore the wig to the park. The other parents did not make eye contact like they usually do. Whatever, other parents. My kid asks for the pink, the pink he gets.